What?!?

If you watched the recent video on this blog, perhaps you may share my feelings. I have a deep and profoud respect for the jewels of wisdom my cohort puts forth both on this blog and in our podcast, but I have to say "What the Fuck was that?" Now I will concede that I, speaking no Japanese at all, may have missed some of the zany humor in this clip, but I just didn't get it. Maybe it's just after seeing some guy squeeze his friend's tits for 200 pounds, very little could measure up. Maybe fingering her for 500? Anyway, we're recording tonight, so enjoy the latest instalment.

Peace bitches!

Why I Miss Japanese TV

Worst....promo....ever!

OK, so I was home alone last night (try to act at least a little surprised) and I thought I would make a promo for the podcast/website. OK, well if you click here you can hear it, or you can go to our mysapce account. If you have talent in this area please feel free to make your own and I am sure we would use it. It has to get better than this. Enjoy your holiday weekend and try not to get too drunk and hit on your cousin...again.

Michael

Oh God!!! We're Coming!

Okay, now that you've been hooked by the catchy title, allow me to clarify. We may have finally reached some type of gentlemen's agreement about our podcast schedule. Here it is... We record on Monday. It takes me a few days to do all the editing, etc... so by Thursday or Friday the edited podcast is sent to our network, then Michael gets everything straightened out and gets it posted Friday or Saturday. Alright, that's not a very specific schedule, but, since none of you fuckers are paying a damn nickel to do this shit, go blow it out your ass! You'll get our goodies whenever we damn well feel like giving them to you. Don't think just because you buy us dinner means we're going to bend over the coffee table and take it up the dumper and let you blow your greasy, shit-covered dick snot all over our back to dribble down into the hairs in our ass crack and create a stiff smear in our pants.

Wait, where did that come from? Mom, if you're reading this, I don't know where that came from. I think I have a multiple personality thing going.

At any rate, keep listening. You know we're witty! Spread the word like you would spread the legs of a cheap Glen Burnie hooker. Make sure your friends are listening (just like you would share that Glen Burnie hooker with them) and check out my MySpace page. That's right, I'm not above begging! It's my baby! Read my blog bitches!

MySpace.com/CheezeDoodle2

Nice hoots

Rebuttal

Alright, bitches... let it be known that I am not a kid toucher. That being said, I do highly recommend that everyone check out my personal MySpace blog. I spend a great deal of time generating enough salty bitterness to spew into my blog to make it entertaining. I'll try and save some good stuff for this blog, but if you like profanity and gratuitous offensiveness, then my personal MySpace blog is the place for you (also). Also, for you great unwashed, add your damn selves to my friends map on MySpace. (Just go to the damn site.) While you're at it, add yourself to the Dead Air Podcast listeners map. See just how many drooling, self-touching, tented sweatpant- wearing troglodites there are out there. Well, I've gone on long enough. I'm off to edit this weeks podcast. As always... peace bitches!

Welcome to Dead Air Podcast

It took me a few tries, but deadairpodcast.com now has a blog. Why a blog here when we both have blogs on Myspace? Well, we don't really like to promote the fact that two grown men have myspace accounts. Kinda makes us look like kid touchers. Which I'm not. I can't speak for Steve but he can post his own denial. If you have suggestions on what more we can do with this website please let us know. It is a work in progress which if we do it right should always be as such. Good night and good luck.

Michael