Hey USA, Happy 230th!

OK, the US is 230 next week and I have to say she looks good for her age. Unlike that girl from Buck Rogers. (above) I think that the famous American Dan Quayle said it best: "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world!" Who can argue with that? So have a fun weekend and try to get Monday off if you haven't already. Remember, you can call in sick but if your boss still doesn't let you off tell him you got trichomonas. When he asks what that is sound like you can't believe anyone in the world can be that ignorant while you tell him to Google it. That should get you Monday off. Maybe the rest of the week too!

Have a great holiday and don't play with fireworks naked. Trust me on that.

Michael